So I Think I'm Smoking Pot. . .

ok wtf?? i made my self a schedule and am excited to try to stick to it. . . . .did the world end and no one told me or what??

Grrrrrrrr. . . .

so i need to blog more . . .

IS290L

so i am totally not listening in my IS class. sister owan goes so dang fast anyway so whatever. i mean i understand her and the rate that she goes but i am just sick or at least getting sick. this is kinda good though casue i can listen to her talk and then go and do the work form the instructions. i remember odd things anyway so i think i will remember enough to do the work. all my ppls are going to see corpse bride on friday but i'm not going/ one is i feel a little anti social and the other is that i need to do homeowork. hopfully i will want to do homework but that is a slim chance in hell i have an odd desire to watch southpark too hmmmm. . . and invader zim, good stuffs. . .you know i really hate these computers in the gcb 150 and 140 , butit's just cause i can't see the screens i need new glasses i think. oh well. i almost just got busted for blogger durring class so i'll stop here. . . .

Screw Housing!!

ok so i get "warned" abt signing out right and the RS is full of crap to start with. . . it wasn't even my RA which i shouldn't of even talked to her abt it. . .awe fuck it. . .long story short i put the wrong date on the fucking paper and i suck apparently.

and the results are in

this is the break down of my blog

Well Well Well. . . .What Do we Have Here??

holy hotdogs batman!!!! it's a post from a previously dead bogger. at least it is totally obvious that i am back at school. now that mostly everyone that would read my blog is here to see and experience first hand all the insanity there is little point in me keeping it as detailed as i did this summer. i am sad to admit that any further stories that begin "so me and kim. . . " or " so me and Katie. . . " will have to be placed on hold. at least for now. when Kim turns 21 i think the two will come out here to party a bit . . . this could end well in the name of entertainment. . . .logic and intelligence will have to take a back seat to . . . .well the three of us in the same place. as i have said before this is what happens when Cartman(South Park). Fry(Futurama), and Nelson(The Simpsons) get together to "play" oh the good time to come.. . .

on the crappier side of things Reed left last night. . . .i almost cried. he would of made too m uch fun of me had i really cried. so i held back. however he did manage to call me in the middle of Econ and now i have to bring cookies to class for everyone on friday. damn it all. i know he'll just give me the evil laugh so i amy not tell him just yet.

ok time to "read" hw.

ITS IS TOTAL AND COMPLETE CRAP!!!!!

enough said.

And yet again i forgot another great idea. . .

damn i hate it when i think of something good and then forget it. i'm pretty sure my last forgotten idea did not have to do with fire or duck tape or i'd of remembered it.

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

I COME BACK IN LIKE A WEEK!!!!!!!!
yeah i have nothing else to say. . . . . . . but here is a post anyway

i suddenly want to die. not because i hatelife but so i don't have to worry about f***ing up anymore...


i cry alone at night and wonder why i keep trying to do everything on my own

NO MORE WORK!!!!!!!

well not till i come back that is. i think i'm down to like 9 days or somethign like that. can't wait to come back to school soon

Survivor: Suburbia

i killed a rat with a big knife.

Eleven

that is the number of new movies i got today

Damn It! The Computer Nerds Were Right!!!

ok so if you haven't noticed i found the HTML thing for my blog and have been playing with it to only further my progression to the dark side. . . . .

Yep. No Life What So Ever. . . .

Momma Jolley at work

Ditching Church. . ..

ok so i didn't go to church today on the count that i have what is believed to be a piece of glass in my foot. it's not fun as i told Jolley last night while she laughed at me. anyway. . . my foot is currently soaking in soap. straight soap in hopes of lubing up the glass and getting it to slide out on it's own or just enough so i can pull it out. my mother tried to dig it out last night but all she was doing was stabbing me in the foot with a needle and probably pushing it in more as you can see here.


wow look at the huge hoof. . .
other late breaks news, me and gaby have started a collection. . .

tasty no??

More Craziness From the Home Front

ok so i had orange boogers today. . . .enough said abt that.

i love my little sister dearly and the best part is when she is trying to get somethign from me that she as absolutely zero claim to. so i'm eating pringles and she wants some. she comes in the room with a bowl and i drop two in it. she makes a twisted face and i ask her " what??" she is all defeated and says" there's only two!!" so i reach in and break the chips into pieces and yell in triumph " now there's more!!" she tried to kick me after. . . . anyway yes i did give the little rat child more. she deserves it, she puts up with me after all

i hate people. i wish they would all just go away. . .

E-mail Funny

The Blonde & The Bull


Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the
family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they
need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so
that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get
there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to
drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull,
and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he
will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to
send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a
bull for our ranch.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and
drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help
her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1
left.

She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one
word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want
you to send her the word "comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck
and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if
you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big.
She'll read it very slowly ......... com-for-da-bull!!! 

WTF!!!!

i have a VERY pissed off opinion of someone that i can't post so that is all i can say "DAMN IT!"