You can understand and speak PIDGIN english.
You go to dinner and "make one plate" with all the extra food leftover.
You automatically take off your shoes in people's homes.
You wear rubber slippers to the beach.
You eat rice every single day.
It's "shave ice" not"snow cones".
When you know NEVER to turn your back facing the ocean.
You know what ukus are and have had them at least once before when you was one little keiki.
You've been to almost all of the other islands.
You get impatient with all of those bikers on the road that came from Haleakala.
When someone says to "dress up" it means one nice aloha shirt and jeans.
You eat coconuts straight from the shell - and drink the juice.
You went to the War Memorial Stadium parking lot to learn how to drive.
You've worked in the pineapple fields.
You know where all the creepy places (like burial sites) are in the island
You know you aren't supposed to whistle at night time, cross your chopsticks, or stick your fork straight out of your rice.
You have highlighted hair.
You eat Arare.
You know what "tutu" means.
You learned to play the ukulele in elementary school.
It's SHOYU, not soy sauce.
To you, sushi means sushi, not RAW FISH!
You eat malasadas
You have a billion pairs of slippers in front your door when your family gets together
Your house has residue from the salty ocean air.
You eat portuguese sausage, eggs, and rice for breakfast.
You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there�s a longshoreman strike.
You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice...
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner...
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know why there are alphabets on trees on graduation day
You know what lei day is.
You know what the "stink eye" is; and how to give it.
You can correctly pronouce kalanianaole, kalakaua and aiea
You know what a "Huli Huli Chicken" is.
You can name 3 varieties of mangos.
You know the difference between being hapa and being hapai
You give directions using mauka and makai.
You know what it takes to get into kamehameha school.
You say, "Nori" not seaweed paper.
You say "Brah" not "Bro".
You know why Sharks Cove is called Sharks Cove.
Your jokes are about Portugese not Polish.
You know what "Morgan's Corner " is ... (And it still scares you!)
You think 70 degrees is freezing cold
You call it "saimin" not "Top Ramen"
The surf report is on your speed dial...
Rainbow Drive-Inn is a special date.
You know pineapples don't grow in trees.
When you hear the words "fund raiser", you know it means Zippy's Chili
You have said "wat, owe you money?", "karang your alas", or "dakine"
You call public transportation "da BUS"
You go to Neiman Marcus "jus fo look"
The mainland people no can understand your language.
You eat mango with shoyu, vinegar, and pepper
You like ume, daikon, and kim chee better than pickles.
You never understood why adding pineapple and ham to a pizza made it Hawaiian to the rest of the world
You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger
The condiments at the dinner table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, kimchee, takuwan, Hawaiian salt and pickled onion
You go to Maui and your luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs, guri-guri and fresh saimin from Sam Sato's
A balanced meal has three starches: rice, macaroni and bread
You call everyone older than you "Aunty" or "Uncle" even though they aren't related to you
Your philosophy is "Bumbai"
You are barefoot in most of you elementary school pictures.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You drive barefoot.
You feel guilt leaving a get-together without helping clean up.
The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable.
You'd rather drag out the compressor and fill that leaking tire every single morning than have it fixed.
The only time you honk your horn is once a year during the safety check.
You can live and let live with a smile in your heart.
Nobody is sure exactly where "north" is.
Your cousin is Japanese-Chinese-French-Filipino-Korean-Scottish-Portuguese-Hawaiian, plus some stuff too manini to mention
You watch your favorite shows "on top the TV"
The best cooks all use lots of mayonnaise
An approaching hurricane means only one thing � surf's up, brah!
"You like beef" has nothing to do with what's for dinner
Beans are the perfect condiment for ice cream
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Hawaii.
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Monday, October 09, 2006
more to talk about nothing
so there is nothing really to talk abt. i seem to do more and more of nothing. idk... i'm just not into this semester too much. i can't wait to graduate and all. i'm a little scared abt moving to washington but not enough to stop me from going. i been writing abit more and that is good. but i just have like no motivation to do much of anything... this is got to be just surviving not thriving.... hmm there is another something for me to write abt....geez man. well that is all
Sunday, August 13, 2006
here is more info onme than anyone would care to know (two quizzes back to back i'm really bored)
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
wondering aimlessly in the house
2. Who are you in love with?
Peanut!!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
more than likely
4. Have you ever been drunk?
don't drink
5. When was the last time you went to the mall?
last night (Me=Mallrat)
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
no way it's too hot
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
nope
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
you mean that i drove???? a long ass time
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
yeah Clerks 2
10. What are you listening to right now?
3 doors down
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water
12. What are you wearing right now?
green sport bra, light blue ribbed wife beater, gray dickie shorts, underwear of some random color, black "Umbrella Corp" flex fit hat
13. Who do you think you are?
who do YOU think YOU are??
14. Last food that you ate?
white rabbit candy
15. Where were you last week at this time?
same thing i'm doing now
16. do you like someone?
yeah but no one stands out at the moment
17.Does anyone like you?
i wish
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
does beer pong count?
19. What is your favorite animal?
wolf
20. Your dream vacation?
idk yet. singapore with one of my girls sounds good
21. Last person's house you were in?
Kimmy's
22. How old are your parents?
my mom is 42 and my dad is 41,or did you mean how old they act??
23. Have you been in love?
could of been
24. Last disappointment?
slipping a disk in my back
25. Any pictures around you?
yeah
26. What do you think about james blunt?
who da hell dat?
27. What jewelry are you wearing?
10 ga CBR's in my lobes and my ring that says "to thine own self be true" a necklace from my sister and my freestyle watch
28. What are your plans for the day?
lay around the house
29. Are there any sharp objects around you?
of course i would guess abt 22 but i's hace to count to be sure
30. Ever go to camp?
been camping
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yeah then i got a life (kinda)
32. What do you want to know about the future?
nothing. it's more exciting that way
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Hugo by Hugo Boss
34. Favorite Starbucks drink?
vanilla cream frap with a squirt of hazelnut
35. Where are your best friend(s)?
seattle, columbia, down the street
36. What are you angry about right now?
that i have been home broken for the last 4 days
37. Do you have a tan?
famer's baby
38. What are you listening to right now?
you repeat yourself. jerk
39. Any new bands you've been listening to?
panic at the disco
40. Where do you wish you were right now?
columbia
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes
43. What does your last text message say?
"i'm the only normal one that exists"
44. Do you like hot sauce?
taco bell-FIRE
45. Last thing you said?
"i don't know"
46. Do you need to do laundry?
not really
47. What is your heritage?
mutt, mixed plate, whatever you like call it
48. Are you someone's best friend?
i think so
49. What do you think of rice crispy treats?
never enough as long as mom makes em
50. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
she's coo
survey 2
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? dude if it had doors they wouldn't be able to close anyway so...open
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yeah i love free stuff
3. Have you ever had sex in a hotel room? no
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? only durring finals and while writting papers
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? f*** that!
8. Do you like someone? i likes lots of ppl but no one stands out at the moment
9. Do you always smile for pictures? ugh...
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Bull S***ing ppl
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? they usually end up on the floor...
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? probably have
13. Have you ever peed in the woods? who hasn't??
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? what if the music is playign in my head??
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? VERY YES among other things
16. How many people have you slept with this week? none-damnit
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? no as a general rule i don't like popcorn but i'll eat the cheese one
18. What is your "Song of the Week"?cold-crossfade
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? it's not ok for ANYONE to wear pink
20. Do you still watch cartoons? hell yeah in anime form
21. Whats your favorite horror movie? 28 days later
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? F*** that i'd spend it
23. What do you drink with dinner? whatevers
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? honey mustard
25. What is your favorite food? pizza or a facsimile there of
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Kevin Smith Movies (clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, etc) Disney-nice combo huh??
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? my cousin Ihilani on the cheek
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? no way i could run circles arnd em though
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? not a chance in hell
30. When was the last time you wrote a note to someone on paper? paper?? what the hell lis that?
31. Can you change the oil on a car? never tried. where's the book??
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? nope
33. Ran out of gas? nope
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? PB and J
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? cold pizza right from the fridge
36. What is your usual bedtime? between 12 and 2 in the morning
37. Are you lazy? doi
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?lots of strange things i care to not think abt
39. When you think of words that start with Q what is the first? Q-Cell (it's an additive for surfboard resin)
40. How many languages can you speak? English, bad english and pidgin english
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no but i will..newsweek and laptop
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos
43. Are you stubborn? no S***
44. Who is better Leno or Letterman? idk how abt leatherman??
45. Ever watch soap operas? only the really REALLY werid ones and it's not often
46. Afraid of heights? yes
47. Sing in the car? yep
48. Dance in the shower? never tried
49. Dance in the car? in the car seat
50. Ever used a gun? hells yeah that's the redneck in me
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? senior HS portrait
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? depends on the musical I LOVE RENT
53. Is Christmas stressful? can be if you make it
54. Ever eat a pierogie? what the crap is that??
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? chocolate haupia cream pie from teds bakery on the north shore of oahu (haupia is coconut for all you haoles)
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? it changed all the time
57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? alot actually
59. Take a vitamin daily? no
60. Wear slippers? HELL-F***ing -O i live in Hawaii, what kind of stupid ass question is that??
61. Wear a robe? no
62. What do you wear to bed? boxers and a shirt or boxers and a tank
63. First concert? somes stupid local hawaiian band
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Wal-mart
65. Nike or Adidas? if i had to choose-adidas
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? doritos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? cashews/almonds/postachios
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? wot dat?
69. Ever take dance lessons? NO
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Whatevers
71. Can you curl your tongue? yeah i can roll it too
72. Ever won a spelling bee? hokt awn foniks wurkt four meeh
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes all stupid and drama queen like too damn it
74. Own any record albums? no
75. Own a record player? no
76. Where was the last vacation you took? west coast road trip but it was with the fam does that count?
77. Ever been in love? i thought i was
78. Who would you like to see in concert? choke ppl
79. What was your last concert you saw? Sum 41
80. Hot tea or cold tea? idk depends on the mood
81.Tea or coffee? depends
82. Favorite kind of cookie? chewy chocolate chip
83. Can you swim well? enough to save myself. if you are drowning and i'm the only on there you are SOL
84. Can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? yes
85. Are you patient? with other ppl yes. with myself no
86.Dj or band at wedding? none that's too much effort
87. Ever won a contest? yes
88. Ever have plastic surgery? no
89. Which are better black or green olives? gross
90. Can you knit or crochet? used to but i forget
91. Best room for a fireplace? idk i live on a tropical fricking island NO NEED
92. Do you want to get married? yes
93. If married, how long have you been married? never been married
94. Who was your grade school crush? grade school?? idk
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no
96. Do you have kids? Nope.
97. Do you want kids? someday
98. What are your favorite colors? black, charcoal, green, blue, anything dark really
99. Do you miss anyone right now? yeah lots of ppl
100. Who do you want to see right now? Reed- i was just talking to him
wondering aimlessly in the house
2. Who are you in love with?
Peanut!!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
more than likely
4. Have you ever been drunk?
don't drink
5. When was the last time you went to the mall?
last night (Me=Mallrat)
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
no way it's too hot
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
nope
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
you mean that i drove???? a long ass time
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
yeah Clerks 2
10. What are you listening to right now?
3 doors down
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water
12. What are you wearing right now?
green sport bra, light blue ribbed wife beater, gray dickie shorts, underwear of some random color, black "Umbrella Corp" flex fit hat
13. Who do you think you are?
who do YOU think YOU are??
14. Last food that you ate?
white rabbit candy
15. Where were you last week at this time?
same thing i'm doing now
16. do you like someone?
yeah but no one stands out at the moment
17.Does anyone like you?
i wish
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
does beer pong count?
19. What is your favorite animal?
wolf
20. Your dream vacation?
idk yet. singapore with one of my girls sounds good
21. Last person's house you were in?
Kimmy's
22. How old are your parents?
my mom is 42 and my dad is 41,or did you mean how old they act??
23. Have you been in love?
could of been
24. Last disappointment?
slipping a disk in my back
25. Any pictures around you?
yeah
26. What do you think about james blunt?
who da hell dat?
27. What jewelry are you wearing?
10 ga CBR's in my lobes and my ring that says "to thine own self be true" a necklace from my sister and my freestyle watch
28. What are your plans for the day?
lay around the house
29. Are there any sharp objects around you?
of course i would guess abt 22 but i's hace to count to be sure
30. Ever go to camp?
been camping
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yeah then i got a life (kinda)
32. What do you want to know about the future?
nothing. it's more exciting that way
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Hugo by Hugo Boss
34. Favorite Starbucks drink?
vanilla cream frap with a squirt of hazelnut
35. Where are your best friend(s)?
seattle, columbia, down the street
36. What are you angry about right now?
that i have been home broken for the last 4 days
37. Do you have a tan?
famer's baby
38. What are you listening to right now?
you repeat yourself. jerk
39. Any new bands you've been listening to?
panic at the disco
40. Where do you wish you were right now?
columbia
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes
43. What does your last text message say?
"i'm the only normal one that exists"
44. Do you like hot sauce?
taco bell-FIRE
45. Last thing you said?
"i don't know"
46. Do you need to do laundry?
not really
47. What is your heritage?
mutt, mixed plate, whatever you like call it
48. Are you someone's best friend?
i think so
49. What do you think of rice crispy treats?
never enough as long as mom makes em
50. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
she's coo
survey 2
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? dude if it had doors they wouldn't be able to close anyway so...open
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yeah i love free stuff
3. Have you ever had sex in a hotel room? no
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? only durring finals and while writting papers
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? f*** that!
8. Do you like someone? i likes lots of ppl but no one stands out at the moment
9. Do you always smile for pictures? ugh...
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? Bull S***ing ppl
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? they usually end up on the floor...
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? probably have
13. Have you ever peed in the woods? who hasn't??
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? what if the music is playign in my head??
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? VERY YES among other things
16. How many people have you slept with this week? none-damnit
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? no as a general rule i don't like popcorn but i'll eat the cheese one
18. What is your "Song of the Week"?cold-crossfade
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? it's not ok for ANYONE to wear pink
20. Do you still watch cartoons? hell yeah in anime form
21. Whats your favorite horror movie? 28 days later
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? F*** that i'd spend it
23. What do you drink with dinner? whatevers
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? honey mustard
25. What is your favorite food? pizza or a facsimile there of
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Kevin Smith Movies (clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, etc) Disney-nice combo huh??
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? my cousin Ihilani on the cheek
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? no way i could run circles arnd em though
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? not a chance in hell
30. When was the last time you wrote a note to someone on paper? paper?? what the hell lis that?
31. Can you change the oil on a car? never tried. where's the book??
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? nope
33. Ran out of gas? nope
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? PB and J
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? cold pizza right from the fridge
36. What is your usual bedtime? between 12 and 2 in the morning
37. Are you lazy? doi
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?lots of strange things i care to not think abt
39. When you think of words that start with Q what is the first? Q-Cell (it's an additive for surfboard resin)
40. How many languages can you speak? English, bad english and pidgin english
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no but i will..newsweek and laptop
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos
43. Are you stubborn? no S***
44. Who is better Leno or Letterman? idk how abt leatherman??
45. Ever watch soap operas? only the really REALLY werid ones and it's not often
46. Afraid of heights? yes
47. Sing in the car? yep
48. Dance in the shower? never tried
49. Dance in the car? in the car seat
50. Ever used a gun? hells yeah that's the redneck in me
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? senior HS portrait
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? depends on the musical I LOVE RENT
53. Is Christmas stressful? can be if you make it
54. Ever eat a pierogie? what the crap is that??
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? chocolate haupia cream pie from teds bakery on the north shore of oahu (haupia is coconut for all you haoles)
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? it changed all the time
57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? alot actually
59. Take a vitamin daily? no
60. Wear slippers? HELL-F***ing -O i live in Hawaii, what kind of stupid ass question is that??
61. Wear a robe? no
62. What do you wear to bed? boxers and a shirt or boxers and a tank
63. First concert? somes stupid local hawaiian band
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Wal-mart
65. Nike or Adidas? if i had to choose-adidas
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? doritos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? cashews/almonds/postachios
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? wot dat?
69. Ever take dance lessons? NO
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Whatevers
71. Can you curl your tongue? yeah i can roll it too
72. Ever won a spelling bee? hokt awn foniks wurkt four meeh
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes all stupid and drama queen like too damn it
74. Own any record albums? no
75. Own a record player? no
76. Where was the last vacation you took? west coast road trip but it was with the fam does that count?
77. Ever been in love? i thought i was
78. Who would you like to see in concert? choke ppl
79. What was your last concert you saw? Sum 41
80. Hot tea or cold tea? idk depends on the mood
81.Tea or coffee? depends
82. Favorite kind of cookie? chewy chocolate chip
83. Can you swim well? enough to save myself. if you are drowning and i'm the only on there you are SOL
84. Can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? yes
85. Are you patient? with other ppl yes. with myself no
86.Dj or band at wedding? none that's too much effort
87. Ever won a contest? yes
88. Ever have plastic surgery? no
89. Which are better black or green olives? gross
90. Can you knit or crochet? used to but i forget
91. Best room for a fireplace? idk i live on a tropical fricking island NO NEED
92. Do you want to get married? yes
93. If married, how long have you been married? never been married
94. Who was your grade school crush? grade school?? idk
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no
96. Do you have kids? Nope.
97. Do you want kids? someday
98. What are your favorite colors? black, charcoal, green, blue, anything dark really
99. Do you miss anyone right now? yeah lots of ppl
100. Who do you want to see right now? Reed- i was just talking to him
Thursday, August 10, 2006
YAY!!!!!!
so after tyring ever user name and pass word i have ever made up i finally emailed e blogger nad reset it . . .. . i know take forever huh??? any way I"M BACK!! (why is it that i see my social life commiting suicide in the near future??)
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
FUCK ALREADY!!
as if my life isn't scewed up to start with i just got a Fucking Encumberment for doing my fucking job!!
Monday, October 10, 2005
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